The Only Food I Know How To Make

        Who doesn't love food? Besides the fact that food keeps us alive, food gives us pure joy. Even though I love food, I can't really cook too many dishes. I can only make the simplest of things like cereal, toast, macaroni and cheese, ramen, and eggs. 
        One thing I have especially bad memories of is making toast, which is why I barely make toast. For some reason, every time I try making toast, I seem to burn myself. I have one of those toaster ovens, which are kind of like mini ovens that fit on top of your countertop but act like toasters. They even open up like ovens and have two racks like ovens. There was this one time where I was making toast, and I opened up the toaster to see if the toast was done. The one thing I had forgotten was that the toaster was burning hot. A sudden pain went through my body, and before I realized it, I had burned my hand almost to a crisp. The burn lasted for a very long time, almost a month. That horrible memory keeps me from ever touching that toaster oven again. 
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Even though, I still make very simple foods like cereal or Mac N' Cheese. If you don't know how to make these, (which is probably a 1% chance), I'll give you some directions. Here are two of my recipes for some super hard (not really) but delicious dishes: 

 1. Cereal 
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Materials:

  • Spoon
  • Bowl
  • Milk
  • Cereal

Step 1: Pour your preferred cereal into your bowl.
Step 2: Pour in milk AFTER the cereal (anyone who puts the milk before the cereal is a monster).
Step 3: Put your spoon into the cereal and enjoy!

 2. Kraft Macaroni and Cheese 
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I don't really need to tell you this since the directions are literally on the box but I'll tell you anyways. (This shows how much I don't know about cooking) 

 Materials: 

  • Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Box (comes with uncooked macaroni and cheese sauce) 
  • Small Pot
  • Stirring Spoon
  • Water
  • Drainer
  • Butter or Margarine 
  • Milk
  • Spoon
  • Bowl
  • Stove
Step 1: Boil some water on the stove in a small pot and stir in the macaroni.
Step 2: Cook until the macaroni is tender while intermittently stirring.
Step 4: Drain the macaroni with the drainer but DO NOT RINSE. Bring the macaroni back into the pot.
Step 5: Add 4 tablespoons of butter or margarine, 1/4 cup of milk, and the cheese sauce to the macaroni and mix.
Step 6: Spoon out the amount of Mac N' Cheese you will eat into a bowl. 
Step 7: Wait for the Macaroni and Cheese to cool down and eat! 

Weren't these recipes so hard? Thanks but no thanks to me, now you know how to make some cereal and mac n' cheese. 

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